Our teacher that might be gay... lol.?

Okay well I have this teacher he is fat, short, and he always wheres flannel shirts and jeans or suit pants. Well we need some names for him because we don't all like him. One of my friends thinks that he's gay because he doesn't where his ring all the time and my other friend told him that and he got mad. My friend thought that she was going to get iss or oss and it was halarious which he is nice enough that he wouldn't do that. Well here are some names that we call him huge-a-, mr.mcmeanny and tons more but we need some more ideas.